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Destination Fucked

When shit gets way fucked.

For instance, let's say there's a woman, or a Sheila, if you will, standing on top of a house. There she is, punching herself in the face for reason and swigging booze. Then, in an attempt to be the next Tony Hawk or some shit, she steps on to a skateboard, but instead of being the next Tony Hawk she stumbles off it, falls on her arse, does a barrel roll onto a lower part on the house and lies flat on her back. Then, some rando kid pulls the middle finger at her for being such a shitty skater, and then the camera pans right to a house fire and a pig. Now that's destination fucked if I've ever seen it.
There's this overweight man trying to dive into a swimming pool off the top of an unstable ladder that's also being supported by skinny children. He jumps off the ladder and into the pool, but not before bouncing off some concrete. Classic case of Destination Fucked.
by Squidris Elba July 5, 2020
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Destination Suicide

Willingly going to confront someone at their home or workplace after to confront them over internet disagreements after doxxing them to find out where they live.
Dude rolled up to my house thinking he was going to start something. He committed destination suicide.
by Tatted_JeepJames March 20, 2023
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internal detonation

When squeezing a spot and all the hall marks of it popping are there, i.e pain and a crunching sensation/noise, but any puss or fluids havent been ejected from the body but have burst under the skin and are still internal.
"I had a well painfull spot the other day, but it didnt burst properly, just internal detonation"
by mmicecream May 9, 2009
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penictual devistation

when someones urge for sex isn't met
"I received penictual devistation last night!" claimed bob.
by the theorising geek February 15, 2018
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Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD)

Cock and ball detonation (CBD) is a sexual activity involving application of explosives to the male genitals. This may involve directly applying plastic explosives, dynamite in the butt or taped to the shaft, black cats in the urethra, application of blast tape to the balls, incendiary rounds, IDEs, flash powder, PENT, cherry bombs attached to the balls, or putting your penis in tannerite.
Damn Cock and Ball Detonation (CBD) is hot, I wanna try it with my friend.
by ST3ve? September 20, 2020
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Lunchtime destinations

Commonly used to descirbe lunchtime destination in WHitley BAy High School.
examples:

The white television = Whitley Bay

The green radio = sainsburys

Vender Mish = Vending machines

Maverick aka magic mathers, randy andy and andrew mathers = Andy Mathers

Du Le Cantina = The cantine

Jockstraps chippery = Jockeys Whips

The fronteir of all destinations = front street aka fronters
by Alastair December 10, 2004
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destination 49

destination 49 is the place you go when you leave in the middle of Art class, and you don't know where you are going.
Jeff: Dude, I want to leave in the middle of art class but I don't know where to go. What should I put on the hall pass.
John: Just write both our names then destination 49.
by Suck me Mother Fucker October 2, 2010
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