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“Yea girl is finally December so now I can get DDD
by Laeiskawaii December 2, 2020
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Designated Drunk Driver

When everyone is drunk and their is a designated drunk driver to drive everyone home.
As soon as Tom gets his head out the toilet, he'll be taking us home. He's the DDD.
by nasnasir March 25, 2017
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A statement used to describe females that love dick usually it is used to describe females with abnormally large foreheads that names usually start with s
‘O look its ddd ******’
by 0753jdvhzbehdbbosh April 8, 2022
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Dicked Down to Doja
Having seggsy time while listening to Doja Cat
What did you do last night?”
Oh, well i got DDD ;)”
by anonymous July 11, 2021
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Dick down December. One must not touch their dick for the whole of December.
Jarmel: dude do you know what month it is
Mikey: nah dude
Jarmel: DDD, divk down December
by Charliethecandycane December 1, 2021
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Daily Dose of Drama (ddd) ,is a way to express the drama you need every day to keep in touch or just to make your life a little bit more interesting.
Killian: Do you know what happened between Dany and Lily ?
Kiara: Yeah ,but I’m not supposed to say.
Killian: C’mon I need my ddd for today!
Kiara: Ughh ,fine I’ll tell you.
by GhostlyK April 22, 2022
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Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days.

It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.

To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
Guy: "DDD needs to be easier. I did the math and it's physically impossible."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 4, 2022
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