crushed it

term used to self promote whatever gay ass meal, or loser crossfit workout you just posted about on facebook.

Douche: "Dude, I just had some bullshit trendy meal, and did 50 sets of burpees...I fucking crushed it!"

Other guy: "Fag!"

by hatinintheqc December 13, 2012

Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Crushed Dragon Fang

A highly addictive drug similar to cocaine but is rainbow color and makes you "See Shit"

Joe and Zeb were tripping BALLS off that crushed dragon fang!!!!!

by (｡◕‿‿◕｡) December 27, 2016

Cashed Out Bitch

Any one who is out for the count, either sleeping, blacked out due to heavy drug usage or drinking, or someone who's been knocked the fuck out.

A.K.A.: C.O.B. (Cashed Out Bitch)

"Look at Kris Kloeping, he's so fucken high, he melted onto the couch...He's a Cashed Out Bitch!!"

"Dude, look at Gordy George Levi, he got so drunk and cashed out, woke up this mornin', threw up all over his bitch, rolled over and fell asleep again. It's 4pm, what a Cashed Out Bitch!!!"

Walking by the couch on the way out of the house, early in the morning, and someone's laying there asleep, right before closing the door behind you, you turn your head, and as loud as you can shout: Cashed Out Bitch!!! to wake them up...then walk away.

Carlton: "Damn, I love hiking with my camelback, UP camelback mountain!!...but im so drained, I'm a...Cashed Out Bitch!!!

Dr. Adessa:
"Yo, where's fronch? The party's starting!!"

Tokyo: "I dunno, I havent seen him"

Dr.Adessa:"Is that his leg sticking out the bathroom door?"

Tokyo: "Oh shit, he's a Cashed Out Bitch!!!"

Dr. Adessa: "Fuck it, who's gonna lift me for this keg stand?"

by Peace.Love.HOPE.RXR July 31, 2009

Cashed

Used to describe someone's eyes after they've indulged in too much marijuana.

"Hey bro, Fat Cheddar's eyes were cashed after sparkin' that Swisher with the dro in it."

by bigSHAYT September 18, 2003

cashed

when you are high/blazed/gone BEYOND RECOGNITION.

"I'm cashed"
I'm too cashed to drive...
"You're cashed out!

by GLADIVS March 9, 2004