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anus corking cat raper

The act of shoving a firecracker in a cats asshole, lighting the firecracker, butt raping the cat, cuming on its nostrils, flicking its scrotum, and finally watch it limp away to see shit fly from its anus.
Whoa man! Your grandma is an anus corking cat raper, she came on my cats nostrils and everything.
by Bobby jack butt snack October 5, 2009
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Corking

To interrupt your partner’s fart by sticking your dick in their ass.
Tina and I had Taco Bell yesterday and I was corking her all night!
by Uncle Wacky March 21, 2020
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Curling

A granite blob is curled across the floor with the goal of getting it on a target or moving your opponents off said target. City council workers vigorously clear its path and repair pot holes. Nobody wins because even the best have to pawn their Olympic medals for food in 20 years time
“Hey, did you see who won the curling yesterday?” “ Fuck off Steve
by Daryl-R February 21, 2018
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Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017
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butt-cucking

When one’s significant other refuses to peg you, but allows you to watch when she pegs others
Yeah man i’m kinda bummed, my wife’s butt-cucking me right now… really nice that i get to see Brad more often.
by Bloah Blumpkin March 6, 2023
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Corking

The act of preventing a partner from shitting during sex.
Gerardo: "Man I am so full, I can't remember the last time I had this much Chuck E Cheese!"

Male Suitor: "Gerardo! I think we should prepare to start your Corking!"
by South Of Heaven March 9, 2017
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Corking the Bat

using a foreign object (such as a pair of socks, cucumber, pickle, etc.) inside your pants as a means to make females think you have a big schlong. refers to baseball; when using a bat that has been "corked" the ball is hit harder and farther, but you can't tell the bat is "corked" unless it breaks (i.e a girl pulls down your pants.). when that happens you look pathetic
College Guy 1: I'm going to an awesome party tonight, there's gonna be hot chicks everywhere!

College Guy 2: I heard you had a "problem." You should try corking the bat to make the chicks think youre huge. Just don't get with them tonight, just get them numbers!
by phenomenalphalanx March 5, 2011
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