turtle curtle

1.) the act of punching babies in the face

I was boinking Marge last night and then i was overwhelmed with the feeling of giving some babies a turtle curtle.

by Strany May 15, 2006

curbed

to embarrass yourself in front of others,in the style of Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm

"did you fuck that sloshpot last night?"
"nah i curbed myself by throwing up when i munched her"

by ollie deezee January 3, 2009

Curley Horseshoe

The act of shoving your leg ankle deep in a hairy Vagina. If successful , your leg will appear to have been truncated at the foot, and will be surrounded by a thick pubic ring.

I gave you mom the gnarleyest curley horseshoe

by Krusty Rusty August 15, 2007

hot curler

Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis

That girl was so loose, I gave her a hot curler last night!

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

Curdled Cheese

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.

*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.

by Erlangga April 23, 2011

cubble

The bubble it is possible to blow with semen from any orifice, but most commonly post fellatio (the word is a contraction of cum bubble).

Lying back in post-coital euphoria I couldn't help but smirk at the line of cubbles across my loved-one's top lip.

by Chris Meme November 16, 2007

curbulence

the extreme winds that almost blow your car off the road as you drive

there was some mild to medium curbulence experienced on my drive home from work today....

by nessie_tee October 16, 2013