by billybobs2729 January 25, 2008

When you go into a closet with your bros, turn off the light, and touch each other's dicks and guess whose are whose. Bonus if you get cum on your hand, as you can taste and smell it to get more hints on whose dick you're touching.
Bob: "Yo Chet, wanna hop into this closet and play cummy closet with me?"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
Chet: "Yeah sure! I love cummy closet! 1v1 me bro!"
by Black KKK August 10, 2019

When you arrive so fast that you sprint to the fitness centre to retrieve the purple rag and encrust it with your arrival and then save it for later to give it to your gym crush
“Hey Tyrone, I have arrived, would you like my campus cummies? I made them fresh just for you!”
“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”
“Omg thank you, it’s still warm <3”
by deanBrock September 8, 2022

On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.
by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011

by Ubereatsass May 16, 2023

A delicious and nutritious meal. If consumed every 14 minutes for 24 hours, a person will obtain 2,000 calories of delicious and hearty nutter butter
Dom: Hey baby why don't u come suckle on my dickle
Dom's boyfriend cause he likes men: Ok daddy lemme swallow that cummy yummy *moans
Dom's boyfriend cause he likes men: Ok daddy lemme swallow that cummy yummy *moans
by anonymous August 25, 2021
