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netflix and cuddle 

When you wanna netflix and chill but your girl is on her period so you gotta netflix and cuddle but congrats bro she isn't pregnant
Jordan:hey babe wanna netflix and chill today?
Stacey: I'm on my period boo we can Netflix and cuddle instead

Jordan: damn okay, at least you aren't pregnant
netflix and cuddle by Sublimesoul October 3, 2015

cuddle pie 

1.Someone whom likes to cuddle and snuggle for hours on end. Sometimes also referred to as a 'snuggle pie' or a 'honey bunny'.
2. A pet name for a loved one
Eric: "Snuggle me!"
Rhea: "Eric you're such a cuddle pie! I have a ton of work to do, maybe in a bit honey bunny?"
Eric: "No cuddle me now!"
cuddle pie by Dianne T. Mackay March 21, 2009

Cuddle badger 

A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.
"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"

"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
Cuddle badger by Laurie Vuitton September 23, 2012

caddywumpus 

Ridiculously crooked; out of whack and stupid looking
She parked the van all caddywumpus.
caddywumpus by Green Bean September 23, 2008

cuddlefucker 

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck
You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!
cuddlefucker by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

Cuddle Bear

The name you give to your partner when cuddling. The cuddle bear is warm and happy and enjoys spooning as well as many other cuddling positions.
Boy/Girlfriend: Wish I was with my cuddle bear, so warm so happy in my arms i love her.
Cuddle Bear by PuppyLuver666 November 24, 2014