A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.
1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.
2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.
2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.
by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011
Get the titanium cucumbermug. When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!
By Ramos The Barbarian.
By Ramos The Barbarian.
Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
by Ramos The Barbarian June 2, 2018
Get the Cucumber Sandwichmug. That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber
by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019
Get the Cucumber Foreskinmug. by JQNews June 11, 2018
Get the Cucumber milkmug. Slang for male semen. Used commonly in areas of Toronto, where health and sex junkies reign supreme.
by WithMySelfMadeCu November 4, 2022
Get the Cucumber Juicemug. Samantha: no one ever talks to me
Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber
Janet: me either, that’s why I always resort to the slippery cucumber
by Choncho July 22, 2019
Get the slippery cucumbermug. Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.
by Blast Nice February 21, 2018
Get the golden cucumbermug.