cube-goggles

a spin-off of beer-goggles, cube-goggles are when you work in an office space/cubicle and thus find yourself attracted to people who you would not notice under normal circumstances.

this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.
cube-worker a: "hey did you see that new guy in marketing?"
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."
by koalabearluv November 25, 2007
mugGet the cube-gogglesmug.

Poop Cube

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019
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Rubix Cube

Common misspelling of Rubik's Cube, a cube-shaped puzzle toy invented by Erno Rubik. Any side of the cube can rotate any direction, and the goal is to get each of the six sides a solid color.
Sara: didn't you buy a Rubix Cube the other day?
Jack: it's actually a Rubik's Cube.
Sara: whatever
Jack: yeah, i couldn't figure it out so i set it on fire.
Sara: zomg i did the same thing
by floydboy June 22, 2010
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ass cube

when a woman'sbutt gets cold and takes a long time to warm back up. usually from sitting out in the cold on concrete or benches.

sounds like "ice" if said with a fake strong southern accent. less serious than freezer bum
I waited for you for 45 minute out here... I'm so cold I have ass cubes.
by Ouzel February 18, 2009
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Sugar Cube

Someone who is so sweet, calling them “sugar” just won’t do. They are a concentrated high dose of sweetness.

Forbidden nectar from the gods, in cube form.
“I went next door to borrow a cup of sugar, and fell in love with the sweetest little sugar cube.”
by Gypsy1226. April 20, 2019
mugGet the Sugar Cubemug.

ICE CUBE

One of the few rappers who saved rap in our days

RESPECT ICE CUBE
by DRAGOS ROMANIA July 4, 2009
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Ham Cubes

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.
by Lizeah March 30, 2011
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