When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.
"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."
by Flyhunter September 19, 2008
Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
by Matty D! April 17, 2004
this is where a person will choke on a greedy mouthfull of crumpet and proceed to puke it back up in large pieces
by smiler2 July 26, 2009
Crumpet boy saves the world (specifically England) from negativity tea drinking experience. He has worked his entire life at this important beautiful job! He should be proud to cause so much joy for England in this time of Brexit. Amongst other of the country’s many horrors he has restored hope in the country’s eyes!
by Iminclassrightnow June 09, 2019
by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011
-descriptive.
1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.
1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.
by I like fruit September 15, 2009
A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;
often sought by legions of college females
often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
by brookeybby November 30, 2010