California Crumpet

When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.
"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."
by Flyhunter September 19, 2008
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Ass Crumpet

Ass crumpet, any trailing or leftover winnets, clegs etc, used to offend people who literaly deserve to be on someone'e arse
God James whittington! Your a proper ass crumpet you are!
(and you are)
by Matty D! April 17, 2004
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crumpet chunking

this is where a person will choke on a greedy mouthfull of crumpet and proceed to puke it back up in large pieces
Q. Where is Kev?

A. He is in the kitchen crumpet chunking his greedy face off!!!
by smiler2 July 26, 2009
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Crumpet boy

Crumpet boy saves the world (specifically England) from negativity tea drinking experience. He has worked his entire life at this important beautiful job! He should be proud to cause so much joy for England in this time of Brexit. Amongst other of the country’s many horrors he has restored hope in the country’s eyes!
Look it’s crumpet boy he will help us to feel slightly less miserable while we await BREXIT
by Iminclassrightnow June 09, 2019
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Buttering the crumpet

to ejaculate semen onto a partners anus
after gaining my brown wings, i enjoyed buttering the crumpet
by Ginger kite sack June 14, 2011
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Grumpy Crumpet

-descriptive.

1. Grumpy Crumpet - A term used to describe a solumn looking / sounding /acting person.
"My mother has just passed away"

"You're a fucking Grumpy Crumpet"
by I like fruit September 15, 2009
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Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
by brookeybby November 30, 2010
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