crotch crawler 

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."

She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.

crotch crawler by Kid Ray September 25, 2006

Crotch Bubble 

The type of fart that comes out of your butt and travels up through your crotch.

Whoa, danny. I just had a crotch bubble!

Crotch Bubble by The girls with the connection December 28, 2009

Crotch Grabber 

A TSA employee.

Went to the airport today and was groped by some crotch grabbers.

Crotch Grabber by VegasVince December 3, 2010

Crotch of Hookers 

A group consisting of three or more hookers, usually on the street.

"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"

"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."

Crotch of Hookers by ItalySpotter September 1, 2011

Crotch Parrot 

The act of invading somebody's personal space by resting your crotch on that persons shoulder, much like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Mostly found on overcrowded commuter trains, but has been known to happen in an office environment.

I hate rush hour, it's not even 9am and some suit has already tried to give me the Crotch Parrot.

Crotch Parrot by AMooseinBrighton December 4, 2013

crotch crickets 

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.

The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......

crotch crickets by moon doggie April 27, 2003

Crotch Dumpling

Derogatory term for an annoying child, generally under ten years of age.

Hey Anne, did you see Kelly's daughter, Jojo, bite Farmer Jon's arm the other day? She is such a Crotch Dumpling! We should get Jon vaccinated for rabies, just in case.

Crotch Dumpling by Lolzy Cat August 21, 2010