"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck
by Histrionic Historian January 29, 2011
the small button of fabric located in the crotchall region where all 4 pieces of cloth are sewn together and are ironically placed directly over the clit on any pair of jeans, thus making it easy as pie for a chic to masturbate anytime, anywhere fully clothed and in public...or private.
"I was bored in class/work so I located the crotch notch and went to work on a silent but satisfying o face."
"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."
"did you get off?"
"yep and totally clothed too."
"how?"
"he located the crotch notch and i was drenched."
by The Honez January 04, 2007
One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.
Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.
by J-Pac 5000 March 15, 2010
An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.
"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."
by Lillyla October 19, 2008
by C. Styles November 04, 2010
the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
by It's Yo brotha July 03, 2015
“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”
by yeurb_ughtt April 20, 2019