Crode

Cumming while riding on a penis

“I went over johns house the other day, and I’m just going to say he had me crode for 30 minutes”

by letseatcupcakes413 September 20, 2022

Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

Crowded house

New Zealand band

Crowded house. An overated band full of morons and half wits.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

cronedawger

A manipulative way of getting people to go along with a plan by including said parties previous to them agreeing to attend.

andrew wants to see a movie. noone wants to go but he calls mike and says "me, brian, eric, and charlie are going to the movies" mike agrees because all those people are going. andrew then calls brian and says "me, eric, charlie and mike are going to the movies" brian agrees because all those people are going. etc... in the end everyone goes because andrew pulled a cronedawger.

by latenightlouies November 3, 2005

Croledance

"Corporate pole dance" A gesture or speech an executive makes to save face during bad times. For instance , at some point just before the CEO closes an event he showers accolades on his peers (many true but just as many of the compliments are untrue).

“It looks like our CEO saved his severance package because he did an excellent croledance before he announced he would be leaving”.

One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.

by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

choded

Feet nearly as wide as long.

You have choded feet!
Wide and short.

by sunny57 September 3, 2009

Crowded House

Anal sex with someone with hemorrhoids.

Jake: "That girl was sexy af! Did you have sex with her?"
Ian: "She only wanted anal! Too bad she had hemorrhoids! Was a total Crowded House"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017