Chrizmo

A Holiday that starts on the 18th of December celebrating the life of Bear Jimmins, a Polar Bear that was highly praised after slaughtering an entire village to free the arctic slaves. Festivities include 7 days of gift giving, each night a gift is hidden for another to find, 7 days of food, a materialistic sacrifice and several other traditions.

I'm not Christian, Jewish or Catholic so this year I'm celebrating Chrizmo to remember Bear Jimmins and his sacrifice to free the arctic slaves

by Bear Jimmins December 18, 2013

crim3s

Crim3s as a british musician duo consusting of Rou Rot and Sadie Pinn. They mainly do witchhouse music, and havent been a ctive for an eternity now.

Damn, I hope Crim3s will come back one day.

by IcEDCave November 14, 2021

Crimason

a red haired person... he also followed me and im happy cause of that, a person that makes me laugh followed me he is one of the funniest and handsome person on Tiktok :)

Crimason, a red haired funny person...

by justcoco.exe October 2, 2021

crimason

the prettiest, funniest person and biggest jung hoyeon stan, hes known for having red hair (not anymore *) and using "#jungkook"

" i saw today the funniest person on tiktok in my fyp !!"
"who?"
"crimason !!"

by felixsgf October 2, 2021

Crimewaver

"Crimewaver" (Noun) Derived from the word crimewave; is a noun used to describe a person who partakes in the act of "Crimewaving" (Verb).

A crimewaver is typically involved in nefarious acts such as illegal business operations, money laundering, organized crime, and driving luxurious and exotic sports cars such as the Ferrari F40, and Mercedes G-Wagon.
What the average person would see as immoral or corrupt, is just an average day for a crimewaver.
Crimewaver's value their class, wealth, family, and honor above all else.

"I am going to flip this city upside down. That's just what a crimewaver does."
"Miami is a place for many, some chase the sunset, some go to school, but others seem to love crimewaving."
"That lady is a crimewaver, she has a grenade launcher under her rifle!"
"If theres one thing a crimewaver never wishes for, it would be a phone call from the FBI."

by Adrixcee! October 6, 2023

noff crime

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009

wine crime

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!

by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010