Chrizmo

A Holiday that starts on the 18th of December celebrating the life of Bear Jimmins, a Polar Bear that was highly praised after slaughtering an entire village to free the arctic slaves. Festivities include 7 days of gift giving, each night a gift is hidden for another to find, 7 days of food, a materialistic sacrifice and several other traditions.

I'm not Christian, Jewish or Catholic so this year I'm celebrating Chrizmo to remember Bear Jimmins and his sacrifice to free the arctic slaves

by Bear Jimmins December 18, 2013

ChrisMoment

Chrismoment can mean dimensionally anything, for example eating and playing video games or staying home to play games instead of going to work or school could be considered a Chrismoment. Though, anything that relatively connects with Chris is a "ChrisMoment".

"I stay home all day and play Roblox"

"You are such a ChrisMoment dude"

by Ih8Chris October 14, 2022

chrimoan

An incredibly hood person that pwns in everything that they do and/or all-around badass.

Jeffrey: "How in the hell does he do that?"

Jacob: "How the hell do you think? He's chrimoan!"

by Sean Gillsburg May 18, 2008

Chrizzo

A christian, usually one who feels more than a passing affiliation/commitment to the church.

Man, my parents made me go to church on the weekend and hang out with a load of chrizzos.

by Kram Nostam May 4, 2005

Chrismotional

Becoming extra emotional at Christmas time.

Crying over hallmark cards, babies opening presents or just nothing at all except it's Christmas. People who become Chrismotional also tend to become extra emotional at Easter, birthdays and New Year's Eve... And any other occasion. If you are friends with a Chrismotional you can probably expect a soppy declaration of love at Christmas.

by EmpressMe December 26, 2013

Chrismo

Any man who is the sexiest fat man alive, and also a pirate.

Man1: Did you see that large man aboard that pirate ship?

Man2: Yeah! He was such a Chrismo!!

by Ringoooo. June 18, 2008

carizmon

An ancient Polynesian warrior who’s strength was known to be compared to that of a Greek god, and strikes fear into the hearts of those who speaks his name, also well known in the villages as mister steal yo girl aka panty droppa

Have you heard the tales of the great carizmon

by Whiskey684 November 22, 2021