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Laptop Camper

People who campout in the coffee shop all day with thier laptops nursing a coffee while trying to look cool.
I would love to sit down and enjoy my coffee but the tables are all filled up with laptop campers.
by Bany Ninja December 3, 2010
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Sky Crapper

Someone who is tall and makes fun of short people
Shutt up your a sky crapper
by Size 14 February 22, 2011
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Happy Camper

The term Happy Camper originates from the quote, "Not a Happy Camper".

It has been in use for over 20 years.

It's origins are similar to that of the term "Touron" which is a cross between a tourist and a moron. These terms began and are currently widely used in the resort industry and National Park Service.

It was in use as early as 1986 Yosemite National Park by employees of the Yosemite Park and Curry Company.
Laura was not a "Happy Camper' when a bear ate all her food.
by Amadscientist April 10, 2009
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Banana Crammer

Someone who likes dicks shoved up their ass.
by sick_mind101 May 18, 2009
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Cripple Crapper

"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."
by Alex January 19, 2004
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happy camper

Quite literally, someone who is happy doing what they're doing, or has just had a happy experience.
If you're not a happy camper, then you've just had a bad experience.
I went to sleep-away camp in the 1960's-1970's, and this was an old expression counselors used back then. They'd ask us kids, "Are you all happy campers?" to check with us that we were OK. It was a situational rhyme.
by Lisa in MA July 7, 2012
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camper

A title given to someone who attempts to protect vital objectives in a game while everyone else goes off to get killed individually because they have no concept of "team."
"U FUKIN CAMPER QUIT CAMPING U FAG"

"I'm guarding the flag, you dumbass. Learn to play."
by the other guy January 18, 2004
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