The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.
Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."
Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"
Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."
Guy 2: "Nice...."
Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"
Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."
Guy 2: "Nice...."
by big_daddy_d August 03, 2009
When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.
by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010
Periodic soreness or tightening of the male genitalia. Often coincides with a woman's menstrual cycle due to a lack of sexual contact.
by anfernee April 21, 2007
by lulu October 09, 2003
1.That sharp pain from bad gas just befor a bowle movement.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.
1.Were the hell,s the toilet,that burrito is giving ma an anal cramp.
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?
by Chad Bolin November 02, 2005
Just like a calf cramp but in your penis. Drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.
by Chris Cz May 11, 2006
The wiener is a muscle, and like all muscles of the body it can sometimes from lack of proper stretching techniques or dehydration, suffer from muscle cramps.
I was out for a jog with my girlfriend, and while jogging behind her I suffered a wiener cramp. I should have properly stretched before my run.
by mr. lz February 09, 2009