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Arse of The Covenant

An ass that is so disgusting you can't look at it without your eyes melting.
Homie 1: Bro, I stayed the night at Amy's last night.
Homie 2: Nice dude!
Home 1: Not nice. Turned out she had an arse of the covenant. I still hit that though.
by You_used_tocallme March 21, 2016
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Covidient

A person who abides the quarantine rules to ensure safety of the population in general.
Someone who values others safety by following the necessary rules and protocols to avoid the virus spread.
Antonym of Covidiot
Friend1: Hey, let's go out tonight. There's a rave party nearby.
Friend2: Sorry I can't. I'm a covidient citizen and I would suggest we should avoid crowded place and practice physical distancing to avoid the virus spread.
Friend1: boomer!
by YourKindOfPotato April 15, 2020
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Geographically Convenient

Wanting to do/go something/somewhere based on how close it is it to.

This can apply to things from getting food from upstairs to being friend depending on your location.
'I dont really like Bob, but because he lives next door and is geographically convient, i go to his house a lot when i'm bored.'

'yesterday i went to Kmart instead of whole foods because its only 2 blocks away and i dont have to drive. its pretty geographically convenient'
by Correctspeeling January 30, 2010
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conveniently black

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.
Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be
by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016
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cornvenient

Something that is both corny and convenient, therefore being cornily convenient.
Jake: "Man, I hate Bob...I wish something bad would happen to him."

*Bob slips on a banana peel in a comical fashion and hurts his back"

Jake: "How cornvenient!"
by Undrallio March 26, 2008
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Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.
Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011
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convenience cooler

When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.
"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"

Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"
by Calamity_Cookie August 1, 2015
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