Hirst Courtney

A North Yorkshire village filled with druggies, retards, devo wannabees, pikeys and hard bastards.

Woman- have you been to Hirst Courtney?

Man - Why?
Woman - I've been robbed, raped, bought drugs, and brayed by a retard
Man - Sick

by saltydaqueer March 14, 2011

Courtney Allen

Courtney Allen is amazingly cute and im in love with her eyes!

Courtney Allen is going to be my wife :)

by Ur bestfriend <3 July 6, 2011

courtney kupets

The hottest gymnast ever. Who knew that gymnasts could have been so incredibly smokin hot!

Most women wish thay were as hot as courtney kupets, and men wish they had a woman like her, i certainly do.

by Son of Mogh August 22, 2004

Courtny

AMAZING!!!
Fabulous person who is caring and outgoing!! Loves being around friends and usually makes a scene!! Hates drama but it usually follows her.
Can be hated by others only because they are jealous of her and the person she truely is.
Can have anger problems and road rage but ultimately a great role model!

Little girls look for Courtny costumes at Halloween because shes way cooler than Hannah Montanna :)

by Skoortnie February 14, 2010

Courtney

a sweet caring person who will do things to make others happy at the cost of her own happiness. Lives by saying as long as the ones she loves are happy, she's happy. Usually incredibly cute but not hot. kind of weird and peppy in a cute way. also can be very naive or extremely mature depending on the situation. Can read even the smallest and most hidden emotions on people. Knows a lot about love and can give awesome advice except when it comes to her own love situations.

"That girl is so sweet and naive! She is such a courtney!"

by Koboshi&Hanon September 30, 2009

Courtney

A girl who is really short and her personality is bigger than her. She is extremely loud and seems rude to people who don't know her. Close friends know she's actually a really caring person but gets annoyed easily by other people. Once you get her to open up you will find that she is really funny and loves to laugh at her own stupidity. She has gorgeous eyes and perfect eyelashes. She loves sports, especially football. If you play football, it's a major plus and she will probably fall in love with you. Everyone loves Courtney and wants to be her friend once you get to know her. All of the guys want her. So ladies better watch out because she'll steal your man.

Me: I choose that guy
Courtney: I choose the one with the six pack and blonde hair

Me: You can have him, if get the one with the nice arms

by Jabucbsc February 13, 2014

Courtnay

The original, more daring version of the name CourtnEy. The A in her name not only makes her differant, but it makes her better then you.

"Is that CourtnEy? She seems okay"
"No! It's CourtnAy! What were you thinking?!"
"Oh well she's obviously amazing then"

by floydin April 7, 2009