A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
That getup is very Costcocore! Great Newbalances bro
Ew, what are you wearing? That's so Costcocore
Trying to be a spy? Dress Costco-core and be fully incognito
Ew, what are you wearing? That's so Costcocore
Trying to be a spy? Dress Costco-core and be fully incognito
by anarchism` March 25, 2024
Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.
"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"
by T Giraffe December 20, 2018
When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 13, 2024
The feeling you get when you’ve already picked up everything you need from Costco but continue shopping and your bill is three times what you expected.
The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
The feeling you get when you unload your car after a Costco run and you hope noone sees the excessive amount of bulk merchandise you’ve purchased for a family of two.
She felt the weight of Costco shame set in as she put her massive pack of lemons,
She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
She felt an immense amount of Costco shame as she unloaded her box of 120 ice cream sandwiches for a family of two from her car as the hot neighbor walked by.
by Punan_From_Hunan April 13, 2024
Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.
by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021
A business run by Garfield the deals warlock. It is located on the bureau of balance (now benevolence) moon base.
by Samdwich May 29, 2020