Thomas Cosgrove

Hitler's best friend

Thomas Cosgrove: "Woo Nazis!!! I'm gonna call my child Adolf"
Hitler: "Tom is so awesome"

by theNewFella February 8, 2009

coproach

asshole cops. undercovers. a coproach thinks hes slick and sneaky like a roach.

a cop staging an illegal speed trap. an undercover stalkin you when you aint done shit wrong. coproach ~ asshole cops and cops performing illegally

by sitnam October 2, 2010

coprophelia

scientific term defining the fetish, or love of poop, crap, shit, assmud, or other terms describing fecal matter. includes smearing on oneself, on others, eating, feeding to others (willingly), or otherwise having a deep passion for the sauce of ass.

Hayden, your love for poop borders on coprophelia.

Coprophelia? No way! I just like it a little....

by L baRto July 26, 2006

coprophillia

Deriving sexual pleasure from the desire or act of defecating on a partner, being defecated on, or eating feces.

Norm: Are you a coprophilliac?
Andy: I tried it once, but i didn't like getting corn stuck in my teeth.

by Josh de la noche April 11, 2008

life is full of compromises

Life is full of compromises is a phrase adults like to say to explain why their life sucks. Take my advice, don't compromise.

Steve: Life is full of compromises, son
Doug: No thanks (runs).

by DeineMutter May 2, 2006

Binghamton Compromise

1. (n) an individual significantly below one's standards that one dates or sleeps with solely because of the lack of options available in Binghamton, New York, the 5th most depressing town in the US.

2. (n) the act of dating/sleeping with someone significantly below one's standards as a direct result of a lack of sexual options

It'd been way too long since I saw any action, so I finally pulled a Binghamton Compromise last night.

by BinghamtonBound May 28, 2011

Compromise

Mixing a good idea with a bad idea to make a slightly less bad idea in the name of bipartisanship.

Good idea: you not being sodomised.
Bad idea: me fucking your mouth AND your ass.
And the compromise is

Slightly less bad idea: me fucking your mouth OR your ass.

by Who ever December 9, 2012