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poor mans crack

Pure nicotine added to a cigarette. Nobody should ever do this.
Billy got a bottle of pure nicotine so that he can make poor mans crack. Dumb-ass.
by cbubbles40 June 18, 2011
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crack a phat

That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.
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Crack the bowl

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.
Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.
by jeff30000 February 4, 2008
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Crack Head Casino

An internet cafe,a place where really low class individuals gamble for low stakes and internet time.
Man,i got comped a bag of fritos the other night at the crack head casino.
by Frank Funkenfeld October 31, 2013
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Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.
Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.
by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017
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Crack House Movie

A movie that babysits the children while the parents do hard drugs in another room. Usually a straight to TV movie or some other $5.00 bin Walmart bullshit played on a cheap DVD player.
Little Billy was watching the Crack House Movie classic "Zookeeper" starring Kevin James on high volume while his mother smoked meth with her "friends" upstairs.
by Dr. Amosite April 10, 2021
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Crack The Crust

Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.
by infuscate, pakke November 9, 2022
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