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pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.
Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.
by Tom Mitchell June 11, 2006
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dick measuring contest

A friendly competition between you and your friends to see who has the best claim to say, "Mine's bigger." Both more reliable in its results and more fun for the competitors where the results are determined, not by the competitors themselves, but by objective female judges.
At the end of the dick measuring contest, she gave me a hand job.
by adam phillips November 8, 2008
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wet t-shirt contest

a contest in which a few selective hot ladies with very large tits
"hey man i heard bobb's hostin a wet t-shirt contest! he's inviting all of the hoes and babes from the hood!"
by bobb February 6, 2003
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ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.
I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?
by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009
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popularity contest

n. What you get when you take two dogs, three cats and a sack and shake vigorously
When I was in seventh grade, everything was a popularity contest. If you had too few friends, if you were too mean, too nice, too perky, too apathetic, too anything, you were a weirdo or a freak.
by Laurariea Jasmine Adairra June 23, 2007
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Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.
My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.
by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010
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Unpopularity contest

If there are people desperate to be the most popular, shouldn't there be some people desperate to be the most unpopular?
He/she says its not an unpopularity contest one minute, then admits it was a contest all along when he/she wins the unpopularity contest.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
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