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First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.
George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.
by Nav23 April 17, 2011
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Continental

The act of penetrating one's parter from behind, while reaching around and fellating his or her genitalia (also known as a reacharound) with one hand, and simultaneously having one's thumb or fingers on the other hand sucked on. The partner in the front (being penetrated) reaches behind their head for the penetrator to suck on their fingers or thumb.

The sensation of having one's fingers sucked on can simulate the feeling of a blowjob, and can be quite arousing.

The participant in the rear is said to be giving a Continental.

The participant in the front is said to be receiving a Continental.

The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually, and draws its name from the idea that the participants are reaching back and forth around each other, as if reaching all around the globe.
"Last night I thought I was going to give a reacharound to my partner until she started sucking on my fingers right at the climax! I sucked on her fingers right back, and it was the best Continental I ever had."

"Last night I had the worst Continental ever. My partner bit off my thumb and I was rushed to the ER."
by Mr.Gency's Exit April 4, 2008
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continent rule

The idea that if a person has a significant other on different continent, that person is technically single.
Conversation occurs in the U.S.

Jose: Hey by the way, Trina has a boyfriend back home in Norway.
Rea: Why should I care? Continent rule!
by Jans Herrsmann October 18, 2010
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contingent

Real cool awesome people that live in Tennessee (Particularly in the Smoky Mountain Area)
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Tennessee contingent!
by SmokytheBear01 March 1, 2016
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Continental Island

The place where we live floating on an Oceanic Surface.
Grace told me that we live on a Continental Island. Fuck, she is right.
by HerDefiantMajesty[MSN] February 12, 2010
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contimentious

1 : governed by or conforming to the dictates of continual improvement.

2 : displaying a relentless pursuit of excellence.

\ˌkän-tə-men(t)-shəs\

— con·ti·men·tious·ly (adverb)
— con·ti·men·tious·ness (noun)
The dude is a beast. He's ambitious and contimentious, a combo that's going to launch him straight to the top.

Steve Jobs was contimentious about design. He never stopped trying to make things look better and feel more intuitive.
by L. Wittgenstein August 18, 2013
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continental salami

Blowing off a number of European men with throbbing red loins
Me and my mate fred just had a continental salami. Man, those guys were horny.
by PatattasBrabbas October 28, 2017
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