contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

do not contact

The name that you give the boy you have a crush on for his contact on your phone. This is to remind yourself not to drunk text him that you are in love

That man is so fine I had to put him down as do not contact when I got his number

by Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee July 28, 2021

creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

Contact Cancer

Essentially the same thing as contact high, except you are absorbing cancer rather than THC.

Bebel was shitposting so hard, it gave me contact cancer.

by Vintoriak September 13, 2016

Contact Hangover

A hangover that occurred solely because of you and your peers behavior the night prior even though you consumed no alcohol, you still wake up with the same headhache, and light sensitivity.

I think you all partied to hard last night, I woke up with a Contact Hangover

by Charlesekeisler May 23, 2018

BBM Contacts

Some people are really shallow and all they care about is how many contacts they have on BBM. This is Similar to Facebook friends.

Jemma: I've got 127 BBM Contacts
Mandy: I have 3 :(

by No-OnE-yOu-KnOw October 31, 2013

Liquid contacts

Blowing a load in a girls eye so it makes her eye lashes stick together.

"Wow I gave that girl liquid contacts, and now she can't see.

by Englewood August 7, 2006