Selfie-Conscious

the feeling that none of the selfies you just took were good enough for facebook or instagram so you take them over and over again until you're satisfied.

"Everyone was waiting and getting mad at Jess because she was being selfie-conscious and kept retaking selfies that all looked the same anyway."

by Kuya Mikey April 12, 2014

consciousness

A disease curable by large amounts of alcohol.

Jack Daniels, M.D. will fix that consciousness problem right away.

by 5iver March 7, 2009

Contagious

Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable

Dude, that concert was contagious!!

by Peelio January 21, 2004

consciousness

The lower mental awareness of reality and one's self where information is recieved through physical recepticles and processed for your subconciousness by one's physical brain.

" Jimmy realized that his very consciousness was awakening to new ideas. "

by Joey Murray September 29, 2005

contagious homosexuality

The disease contracted by spending time with homosexuals. A myth.

Hanging out with Ellen Degeneres will infect you with contagious homosexuality.

by monotonybreaker December 19, 2005

[holding consciousness]

knowing the Truth underlying whatever is happening in each moment: that All is well, that the Highest Good is available and active, that nothing is lacking, separate or in opposition, whatever the appearance to our bodily perceptions

Gary is holding consciousness for the Sunday service. We prepare the sanctuary before congregants arrive by holding consciousness.

by G Hlstd January 6, 2009

Stream of Consciousness

The act of daydreaming while you're peeing.

Hey, what was that? Sorry, you caught me in a stream of consciousness in the men's room.

by Pazuzu Jack May 10, 2011