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by steve odekerk January 24, 2005
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Congress

As in United States Congress, another word for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: Did you get to see her Congress?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!
by MeowKittehFace April 27, 2011
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congressional

By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.
Member 1: "Wow, that was a great round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"
by Congressional Member May 13, 2005
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wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.
"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"
by nile billy December 6, 2007
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congress

If Pro and Con are opposite, does that mean Progress is the opposite of Congress?
by Andy May 6, 2004
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Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!
Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?
by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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Congruent

Following through with the determination not to have sex with a new tinder match until the 4th date.
She really wanted to fuck his brains out, but she decided it was best to just cuddle and fall asleep in his arms instead not being congruent
by JohnLovesMick May 3, 2018
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