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throat conference

when you are joking around with your friends who’s seeing a girl to “just talk”
person: Ill be back man I’m gonna go have a talk with this girl I’ve been seeing.

friend: nah you know you just going there to have throat conference.
by dietscorpio July 29, 2022
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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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big boy press conference

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.
There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.
by Patriot Dave July 9, 2024
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Conference

a place you go with your colleagues to compare yourself to them
I go to conferences to get smarter and feel dumber
by GrumpyCat88 February 15, 2019
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Attending the Conference

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas
"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"
by impromptuu September 9, 2021
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Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
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Coolie Conference

(noun)
a group of people fueled through bad decisions, cheap thrills and the smell of their own "confidence." Notorious for their Olympic-level gluttony, their gold medals in greed, and their PhD in failure to see the big picture. They persistently reject others' opinions with the grace of a brick and they see boundaries as suggestions. They come in flocks, you can smell and hear them from a town away, overtalking everyone else while contributing absolutely nothing.
The Coolie Conference gave the man an aneurysm after asking for a 6th discount
by charo pro max ultra October 25, 2025
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