Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.

Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"

by Donewithit April 21, 2009

Men's Conference

On February 14th, ONLY FOR MEN, fuck them bitches, men will have get themselves chocolate and flowers.

yoo my dawg u heard that Men's Conference is on the 14th of February

by lmao222 February 18, 2022

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Conference Jumper

A person who attends conferences all year round. These conferences include personal growth, leadership training, corporate networking and trade shows. These people do not have actual jobs or do any work. They just post Instagram stories from their latest conference with the Black Eyed Peas, Let’s Get It Started song playing.

How does Scott attend all theses conferences without a real job? He must be a conference jumper.

by Glockerfied July 9, 2022

Conference

a place you go with your colleagues to compare yourself to them

I go to conferences to get smarter and feel dumber

by GrumpyCat88 February 15, 2019

Conference bae

A meaningless, purely ceremonial title given to a friend at a NACURH or state-affiliated conference.

“Hey man, did you meet Meghan yet?”
“Meet her? She’s my conference bae!”

by Trashman14-18 September 18, 2018

Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.

Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019