by Judas_Cradle October 25, 2009
Get the Mint Condition mug.A bullshit, pointless unit that you cover in geometry class that has nothing to do with math whatsoever. Created just to take up space within the school curriculum. There's also a converse, inverse, and contrapositive to a conditional, which just make it sound more and more stupider than it already is.
Conditional: f you are a musician, then you are a pianist.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.
CONVERSE: If you are a pianist, then you are a musician.
INVERSE: If you are not a musician, then you are not a pianist
CONTRAPOSITIVE: If you are not a pianist, then you are not a musician.
by NicolasC1223 April 13, 2013
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An un air conditioned car or truck. Want cool air, you open both or all four windows at highway speeds of 70 MPH or higher on a hot day in this here Lone Star State of Texas. Texas air conditioning could also be referred to as "250" or "470" air conditioning (two windows and 50 MPH or four windows and 70 MPH)
That old black Chevy pickup has Texas air conditioning. The driver has gotta be sweating away with that red vinyl interior combined with a black exterior along with Texas air conditioning. Must be from Minnesota or the Dakotas where people drive dark colored cars and trucks without air conditioning due to mild summers.
by MPotter September 14, 2006
Get the Texas air conditioning mug.Within text-based conversations on the Internet, a person is said to have the Rage condition, when he or she is honestly incapable of forming a reasonable response and opinion, because in his or her perception, only the most intense and attention-drawing words or phrases of a paragraph or sentence are readable and within their cognitive grasp.
Original paragraph:
Given that sexuality and sexual attraction is on a basic level not a voluntarily chosen personality feature, but shaped by certain inborn perceptual responses and impulses to triggers such as pheromones and visual stimuli, and that those responses and inclinations are again mostly shaped by evolutionary advantageous outcomes, it's reasonable to assume and hard to deny that the majority of male animals, do intrinsically feel attraction towards females once they are fertile. But this would also mean in the case of humans, that the average male does feel (on the described basis) attracted towards adolescent girls who have physically matured to be completely fertile. That could mean in extreme cases of an early onset of puberty even as young as 10-12 years old.
This of course is entirely misfit to any reasonable social and moral imperatives in a civilized society, to the effective outcome in most people's idea of their own sexuality and to their emotional attraction towards potential partners as well as to the impact on their voluntary and involuntary sexual behavior and inclinations.
Original paragraph:
Given that sexuality and sexual attraction is on a basic level not a voluntarily chosen personality feature, but shaped by certain inborn perceptual responses and impulses to triggers such as pheromones and visual stimuli, and that those responses and inclinations are again mostly shaped by evolutionary advantageous outcomes, it's reasonable to assume and hard to deny that the majority of male animals, do intrinsically feel attraction towards females once they are fertile. But this would also mean in the case of humans, that the average male does feel (on the described basis) attracted towards adolescent girls who have physically matured to be completely fertile. That could mean in extreme cases of an early onset of puberty even as young as 10-12 years old.
This of course is entirely misfit to any reasonable social and moral imperatives in a civilized society, to the effective outcome in most people's idea of their own sexuality and to their emotional attraction towards potential partners as well as to the impact on their voluntary and involuntary sexual behavior and inclinations.
continued Understanding and openly discussing how social and moral imperatives or other factors, such as the choice of preference, commonly lead to an unproblematic effective suppression/modification of immediate sexual responses and regulated sexual urges in people and their behavior, specifically concerning the raised issue, may help to new psychological approaches and therapies for those who can't help to suffer from psychiatric disorders of sexual preference. Especially those with the most concerning disorders who have to be left without effective treatment options, i.e. pedophiles, who are statistically bound to repeat crimes such as raping and murdering children, despite all efforts to exhaust the scope of the legal system against them.
Paragraph with rage condition:
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Gfgdfg sfjfhdfkjh INVOLUNTARILY SEXUAL fdsff.
Gsdfsdf dfgdf gdjhk MORAL dggd fjjdfk sdfjkh UNPROBLEMATIC asdf UNDERSTANDg gjfgh fgkMYdjgh immediate SEXUAL RESPONSES jhkjh dfgdfg SEXUAL URGES fkgjdfjdf of CAN'T HELP SEXUAL PREFERENCE gfghhf ghg I gfghd HAVE TO BE sdhfkj PEDOPHILEdfg. affs RAPEdssd ad AND MURDERsdfsf CHILDREN dssdsd.
Rage-condition response:
You fucking child raping, self-justifying lower life form! You are a pedophile sub-human. People like you should be burned alive and shot! I will bring hell on you man, I will fuck you up.
Paragraph with rage condition:
Ddsjhk ahs SEXUAL ATTRACTION hkjfh5qw4q NOT dfgdsfdf VOLUNTARY dfggd INSTINCTUALad hrrrls ATTRACTED TOWARDS ADOLESCENT GIRLS hakfhk AS YOUNG AS 10-12 YEARS OLD.
Gfgdfg sfjfhdfkjh INVOLUNTARILY SEXUAL fdsff.
Gsdfsdf dfgdf gdjhk MORAL dggd fjjdfk sdfjkh UNPROBLEMATIC asdf UNDERSTANDg gjfgh fgkMYdjgh immediate SEXUAL RESPONSES jhkjh dfgdfg SEXUAL URGES fkgjdfjdf of CAN'T HELP SEXUAL PREFERENCE gfghhf ghg I gfghd HAVE TO BE sdhfkj PEDOPHILEdfg. affs RAPEdssd ad AND MURDERsdfsf CHILDREN dssdsd.
Rage-condition response:
You fucking child raping, self-justifying lower life form! You are a pedophile sub-human. People like you should be burned alive and shot! I will bring hell on you man, I will fuck you up.
by DFGL October 14, 2013
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similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.
Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"
Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.
girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"
Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"
by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009
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I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her
by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008
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Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
Guy2: "We lost the air-conditioner in Dave's Pinto, so he drove us from Dallas to Houston in mid-summer with only Canadian air-conditioning and frequent beer stops to keep us frosty. It was hell."
by Uncle Des September 2, 2009
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