Iron Will Competition

A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...

The Iron Will Competition drove us all insane

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

complating

If someone is hate/complaining

"That shirt is so ugly I would never were that" then you say "quit complating about my outfit"

by Complating October 18, 2015

carpeting

When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.

by Saaame June 18, 2017

Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019

Competitious

Synonym for competitive

Sammy Sosa is quite a competitious baseball player

by Hugh Jass August 1, 2003

South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

bed-a-commuting

The act of working from bed with a laptop. Often occurs after getting up and deciding it's too much work to actually go sit upright at a desktop computer.

I was going to telecommute today, but I was out last night and am just too tired to sit at my computer. Bed-a-commuting allowed me to work and nap intermittently.

by Elizabeth L. Haines January 27, 2009