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Compulsive lol disorder

The over use of the acronym "lol" or "laugh out loud" multiple times in a message or text. Often people who have the condition are not aware of the disorder until diagnosed by a friend, or they read back through the message list and self diagnose it themselves with it.
Friend "Hey what's up?"

you "Nothing much just tidying lol"

Friend "I was just watching that video of that guy on the internet, so funny!"

you "I know lol, I was up watching it last night till late lol. Km really tired now too lol"

Friend "I think you've got compulsive lol disorder..."

you "really? Lol"

Friend "read what your saying..."

you "Oh..."
by silverfin2805 June 13, 2013
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COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD) is an anxiety disorder characterized by uncontrollable, wanted thoughts of DOWNLOADING Anything and everything you feel compelled to have.
COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDER (CDD)

Was searching for a certain TV series and was compelled to download others.
by COMPULSIVE DOWNLOADING DISORDE February 16, 2017
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Compulsive Sorry Disorder

(CSD) Compulsive Sorry Disorder is a disorder where you say sorry any time someone says they did something wrong
you sure say sorry alot.
sorry, i have compulsive sorry disorder
by kasualties December 18, 2021
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compensate

He is compensating for the fact that he has slept with 1000snds of women and still can't have sex
Sorry I asked for sex again. No need to compensate for your lack of skill
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019
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Compulsive Shambler

Compulsive Shambling, or more colloquially, "C Sham", occurs when an individual is repeatedly deprived of sleep and/or stimulation and proceeds to move around at an incredibly slow and awkward pace with an often fatigued or expressionless face akin to a zombie. The few words they try to speak are usually no more understandable than a loud mumble. Compulsive Shamblers or "Shams" are often spotted at the workplace or at school and generally accomplish no more than amusing those individuals who are equally on the border of CS (Compulsive Shamblification).
Mac: Hey Jamie, have you seen Andrew today? He's looking kinda weird.

Jamie: Ya I know, hes got the Sham today, poor bastard stayed up all night doing an essay.

Andrew: Urm gehr wat?

Jamie: Sorry bro I don't speak Compulsive Shambler...or gibberish.

Andrew: meh urwh Fuack u!

Jamie+Mac: Hahaha
by Deep Wang September 11, 2011
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Over Compulsive Defence Disorder

Someone who can't shut the f*ck up and admit what ever he/she likes is cr*p. Defends things to the last.

People that suffer from this syndrome also have CPOD (can't p*ss off disorder) and SNFD (so not funny disorder). Can be in likeness to Fanboy.

Can be a mainstreamphobic.
Person 1- Hey did you see that show last night, so much better than _____
Over Compulsive Defence Disorder Person- No that show is sh*t, no one with a life would watch that...
Person 2- I would. So would anyone like to go and listen to some Beatles
OCDD- NO! Beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument... LOL
Person 1- STFU! SNF! Beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this OCDD!
Person 2- Lets go! QUICK BEFORE HE BECOMES CPO!!
OCDD- Hey guys i hadnt finished talking...
2- NOOOO PISS OFF
OCDD- No u piss off
1- OK
OCDD- WAIT FOR ME!
1+2- AHHHHHH!!!!
by mrdeadsexy November 21, 2011
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

To be so absolutely obsessed with a person that one talks about this person in everything that one does.
Man, Steven Keating has obsessive compulsive disorder, he is so in love with that girl that he talks about her in every conversation and shes even in his clan tag.
by OmgDanIsTheHottestManAlive March 28, 2010
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