Colonel Sanders

A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".

I gave her a Colonel Sanders!

by Col. Evan April 7, 2008

colonel sanders

deranged murderer of chickens

"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"- The Talking Heads on Colonel Sanders

by guitarist1 November 15, 2006

Colonel Mustard

when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.

Dude, i could have killed my girl she gave me a freakin Colonel Mustard!!

by Brant38 March 13, 2008

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 19, 2006

Colonel Sanders

Former cook for the special forces. Started fast food chain after receiving dishonorable discharge for conduct unbecomming of an officer.

I don't like the look in his eye.....he is a trained killer disgiused as someones grandfather.

by Gunny May 16, 2005

Colonel Sanders

When a team member rushes an enemy player or team (for the clout) and dies while blaming his or her team for their death. Sometimes causing the Colonel Sanders to rage or rage quit.

Gabe is raging, he’s such a colonel sanders.

by Chuck finelay September 20, 2019

Colonel Moretti

Latin: Flippernicus Moretticus Moronicus Maximus. Supreme commander of the Condor Legion with a plethora of refined skills such as douche-baggery, penile-to-anal insertion, and logical ineptness that can only be described as "divine". A Moretti can be seen at dolphin poaching protests, and has been known to feed off the retardation of brain cells. Colonel Moretti even co-starred in "Flipper" with Paul Newman and Elijah Wood in 1996.

"I hate Colonel Moretti."

by SinStar4 March 24, 2012