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Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.
My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.
by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011
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Colombian Breakfast

waking up and doing a line of cocaine to get your day off to the best possible start
Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
by broadsword March 16, 2014
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Colombian Sauna

The way a car smells and feels after someone has smoked a considerable amount of marijuana inside of it, of course, with the windows rolled up.
Sam: Its so hot and smokey in your car man!

John: Yeah its like a Colombian Sauna.

Sam: Thats my favorite kind of sauna. ;)
by SassySam July 13, 2012
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Colombian neck-tie

Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar
Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie
by AC December 23, 2003
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Colombian Chronic

A type of stress (marijuana leaf, no bud) which is laced in cocaine.
hey joe! pass that colombian chronic over here man!
by Yamma-San March 24, 2003
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[colombian-american girl]

Girls who are colombian but know english.
they tend to talk with spanish accents and pronounce words differently. they wear bright colors, skinny jeans, and ballet flats or sneakers. big hoops, and hair that you can push back.... often considered sexy,if you could work it well. yet if they over do it , can be taken as tacky.
colombian-american girl:dont drawp tha bawl or imma get'chu. sin mentirle.

Maria:like-uh did juu see dat beeeaach. she's such an idiot. que pereza. im so fawking tie-ahd of hur! what a puta.
by omiqod your faceeeeee February 22, 2009
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Colombian Water Jacket

The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.
Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.
by chramelisa October 25, 2011
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