Collin Sri' Vastra

from the comic "friendly hostility"

ever since he was a your child he has wanted to be a dictator of a small South American country and has designated a small village for his slave(whom he won in a poker game)and a small island for his best friend/boyfriend fox maharassa

he avoids his parents at all costs because they are soul-sucking devoted cristians. in the past he has worked as a male model(which fox will never let down) and as safari sam on a kids show along with a puppet voiced my brittany murhpy.

he can also be seduced with lime jell-O

i know this sounds f*cked up but trust be the comic is hilarious

words used to describe Collin Sri' Vastra by others in the past are mean, evil,sexy and the Anti-Skids (skids is a cheery college boy in touch with his inner child)

oh yeah, he used to be a supervillan to...

by lalalalala de da October 26, 2008

Collateral Fiend

a fiend that needs to get high, but may have no money, although owes collateral just to get a quick buzz.

Harry: Yo Dawg, I will let you borrow my broken watch, my cassette tape player and my last loaf of bread so I can get some rock!
Pusherman:damn you Collateral Fiend, gimme your bread and some stuff to make a sandwich and you got a deal!
Harry: sounds good, I'll be right back!

by Ya Boy Trax August 25, 2010

Colligerent

An adjective that has no meaning whatsoever. Used mostly in conversation to make yourself sound smarter than everyone around you. If someone asks you what it means, don't give them a straight answer. In fact, don't even tell them that the word doesn't really exist. Let them figure it out.

Dude, stop being so colligerent. You're embarrassing yourself.

by zombiance December 20, 2010

mr collins

a bald cunt who likes to sing to his darling all day , a mr Collins is a retard at his job and everything in life

you run like such a mr Collins

your such a mr collins

by steven maynardsteven maynard February 6, 2018

Jason Collins

A no talent former NBA player who got a phone call from the president after announcing his homosexuality. Also dated a girl for nearly 7 years and dumped her on the day of the engagement.(after possibly infecting her with hiv)

That Jason Collins probably got AIDs from his gay lifestyle

I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?

by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013

Collingwood

Collingwood- a place full of diversity Hicks, preps, stoners, party animals, etc. Wild ass people live in Collingwood and know how to have a good time. Locals spend most of their time at the pier in the summer at blue in the winter and Dons all year round. CCI is home of many that partake in Collingwoods many activities this is also home to the 80% stoner population of Collingwood and will scare niners at first but after many trips to the bathroom seeing people vaping, skipping class, and much more you get used to the hectic atmosphere.

Hey are you going to the party in town tonight?
No it’s Collingwood it’s going to be shut down in a second

by Cwood January 20, 2019

collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007