cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

by Erok May 30, 2006

cock tease

When you tell someone that you have to tell them something very important, but when the time comes, you instead send a picture of a chicken in DMs.

Akshat: Bro i got to tell you something hella important
Dhruv: Alright dude take it to dms.
Akshat in Dms: *sends a picture of a cock*
Dhruv: Damn it, this was a cock tease

by thegoonda01 February 5, 2021

cock-tease

An idiot. A girl who makes a guy achieve bonerdom, but will not participate in any jizz-inducing behavior. This is a dangerous game, and many cock-teases wind up with a bloody nose and a face full of spooge.

Cock-teases are almost as terrible as Republicans.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 10, 2003

cockpeasant

A person or thing who can consume penis type objects at a moderate rate, slower than cockpeasants.

Bob is a cockpeasant.

by sarah cohner August 4, 2003

cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.

Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"

by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007

cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004

Cocktaker 3000

Someone who cops penis in and around the mouth 24/7.

Hamish: Yo Adam you beast

Adam: Not now you cocktaker 3000 I'm tuning some chicks

by Nico36 November 8, 2010