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Cockroach Effect

General public coming out for recreational activity when the weather is only warm and sunny.

This phenomena usually occurs early spring in climates where cold winters occur. ie Northern USA and Canada.
Active people such as serious runners/triathletes/cyclist are not part of the effect due to the fact that they are usually serious about their cause and cold weather does not affect them.

99% of all other people that go for walks, bike rides, and runs to get fit from all the fat they gained over the winter, but only, when the temperature rises above 32F/0C with he sun shining and no wind are part of the cockroach effect. As soon as the sun the goes behind the cloud or the wind picks up they scatter back in their homes to eat and sleep and shit. (Like a cockroach) and wait for another super perfect nice sunny day to continue their non-existent goal to fitness.

If you go for walks, runs, bike ride, play sports (to name a few activities) only when the weather is perfect. Your part of the cockroach effect...

If you go to the gym, or stop being active in the winter...Your part of the cockroach effect...

If you decide to become fit and go for a run when the sun is only shining and you haven't run since high-school thinking you will be skinny and fit, but quit, as soon as the temperature drops or even before that... Your part of the cockroach effect...

At this point you should kill your self.
Hey Daniel, I've been riding my mountain bike all winter. Wanted to go today but is a really sunny day and the trails will packed with people who haven't been outdoors since last summer.

I hear you bud, I hate the cockroach effect.
by Downfallofsociety March 17, 2013
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Cockfodder

Cockfodder refers to teenage girls and young women (generally ages 12 to 19) who are pretty, naive, and have no understanding of what primarily drives men, viz. sex; hence they are fodder for sex (i.e. cock).

They will believe any story/ lie/ bullshit in order to have a boyfriend/ relationship, and accordingly be subject to/ coerced into the sex act. The term Cockfodder is not restricted to virgins.
The schoolgirls walk home to their tenements and slums. Men look on, envious of their youth, lustful of their slim legs and hips, developing breasts and the innocence in their eyes.

What does life hold for these future mothers? Only broken dreams, for here walks the cockfodder that will give birth to the next illegitimate generation.
by MMark November 8, 2009
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cockrobin

When two men must spoon for reasons of warmth or shortage of beds and the big spoon becomes sexually aroused, whether intentional or not.
1.
Q: If the answer is cockrobin, what is the question?
A: What's that up my ass, Batman?

2.
Q: Have you seen Brokeback Mountain?
A: Yeah, isn't that the movie where the guy gets a huge cockrobin?
by Don'tMakeASoundReachAround January 2, 2010
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cyber cockroach

those people that exist for facebook and how many
friends they have. Once you get them they just don't go
away and they multiply
I let so and so be my friend, now I have 150 more
cyber cockroaches on my list!
by Bird dog man January 18, 2010
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Cockpodski

A brightly colored type of lugagge used to anger fellow travelers by the look and color of it's design.

Sometimes it may also be used to hurt or injure people that get in it's way.

Becuase of it's annoying color it will alway arrive first on the baggage belt.
Oh no not another cockpodski!
by robair butler September 29, 2005
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Cockroulette

God, I am so tired of chatroulette, all I see are dicks. It should be called cockroulette.
by Muffinmeister August 2, 2011
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Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.
Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?
by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019
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