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Cockadactale

A large low flying artic bird with a massive dick but amazingly the cold does not affect his shrinkage. His mating call is “bukakke bukakke”
The majestic cockadactale flys gracefully over the artic screaming “bukakke bukakke”
by Cockadactale17 February 2, 2019
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cockafart

A man or woman behaving or acting in a stupid manner
Jill’s friends informed her that her husband was down the local acting like a cockafart
by Man on a plane October 18, 2019
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CockaFlock

When a large herd of penises raid or stampede sexually a property or individual.
Your mom just got cockaflocked.
by DietBacon December 12, 2019
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Boom Cocka

When a fine young girl kneels while a gang of men blow their man spunk all over her pretty face.
Slutty Sally really took that boom cocka well, she will definately need a shower after that one.

Zitty Vicky thought that a boom cocka would clean up her acne problem on her face, but that turned out to be wrong!!
by BOOM COCKA February 28, 2011
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cockabur

A person who operates a potato gun without wearing any clothing
Yesterday afteroon, a bunch of cockaburs destroyed my treehouse with high-velocity spuds.
by dboyz April 15, 2008
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cockaide

1. A fancy looks hoop that fits around your western hat.
2. That decoration you remove from your western that your
ladyfriend enjoys wearing around her thigh naked.
3. What you put around your dick when you jerk-off to hard
and make your dick blead.
4. A large charity concert held to raise money to feed
starving chickens.
A feller walks into a bar and buys a shot of whiskey. The
barkeeper yells, 'You ain't got no cockaide on your hat you son of a bitch!" The feller cries out, "I was drunk last sundown, damn my ways and I forgot er' on that hooker's leg." The barkeeper pours a shot to bye gone's being bye gone's, and the feller drinks to his lost cockaide.

When you cut your finger slicing tomatoes you use a bandaide. When your dick bleads after jerking off too hard
you use a cockaide.

Farmer's have the Farmaide concerts, chickens have the
Cockaide concerts.
by that's not funny is it? July 22, 2007
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