Coach Norris

A highschool gym teacher that coaches Freshman Football and JV Baseball.

A Coach Norris is famous for quotes such as, "Freshman Football!", "K O R", "PUNT!", "You are actually retarded", and "Reyes, you running looks like old people having sex"

A Coach Norris will never age because he is Coach Norris

Coach Norris

by W-L<333333 November 29, 2011

Coach Dayon

The greatest Linebacker coach in all of New Jersey.

Vince Lombardi was good and all but he was no Coach Dayon...

by TommyLee8 July 12, 2021

Coach Matt

The cutest guy would will ever meet, he is so funny, and he loves sitting at the kids table at Red Robin.

That guy was so nice, he reminds me of the coach for the Ashburn Rebels, Coach Matt

by jkrebels6 October 27, 2019

ball for the coach

you filthy fucking cockroach

portrayed as a rich person in the perspective of the poor
“ Are you happy now? Playing ball for the coach, You filthy fucking cockroach”

by cigsandmusic April 23, 2023

coach with benefits

When you have the sexiest man alive as your weight loss coach, and some of the exercises he puts you through are extremely aerobic. So to speak.

Girl 1: Wow, how did you lose so much weight so fast???
Girl 2: I have the best coach! <beatific grin>
Girl 1: Oh, a Coach With Benefits, then?

by Not Him Either April 7, 2011

Coach Davis

Captain Fucking Obvious.

"Believe it or not fellas, A teenage guy is more likely to get into an accident when he is driving with his buddies than if he is driving alone."

"Thank you Coach Davis..."

by Iheartmywifedestiny March 19, 2012

coach eno

the best coach ever. go follow my fanpage for coach eno @coachenofanpage. he is the best teacher ever and he teaches class so well yes

“do you know coach eno?”
“yes he is so pog”

by coachenos1fan January 21, 2021