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Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.
Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??
by Namuna June 16, 2011
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orgasmic-cluster-fuck

Orgasmic-cluster-fuck is when a female has so many orgasms that she becomes numb and has no sence of her surroundings. She looses all knowledge of where she is, what she is, or who she is for at least several minutes.
orgasmic-cluster-fuck is multiple orgasms during sex and or during a threesome
by mommaE September 18, 2013
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Tazmanian Cluster Fuck

An enthusiastic orgy composed of 3-6 persons performed under centrifugal conditions
Hey look! That kid's tounge is stuck to the playground merry-go-round after we had that Tazmanian Cluster Fuck last night.
by Motown Babes October 25, 2003
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cluster fuck

Derogatory term for a lowly or insignificant office worker who shares a work space with others.
Anyone see my good pen? I think that cluster fuck from Shipping just walked away with it.
by eatitlive January 9, 2003
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cluster fuck

the mixture of peanut-butter and fuck
Girl : omg there's peanut butter everywhere
Boy : what a cluster fuck
by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010
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mongolion cluster fuck

a mass orgy, not really mongolion, that is extreamly uncoordinated.

something messy, or messed up
(standing in a crowded restaurant)*it's like a mongolion cluster fuck in here*
by bogart March 10, 2005
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Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian
I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.
by Matt, Bryce, Fag January 10, 2008
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