clockster

someone who is like obsessed with things being at the EXACT time they want even though it legit doesn’t matter.

my prof is such a fucking clockster. she really was like “you can’t take the final because you came to class late 🤓☝🏾” like bitch class starts at 8:00 and i got there like no shit 10 seconds after 💀

by cumrag82 December 29, 2024

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Clownsterfuck

A situation that's mishandled as equal as a clusterfuck, but in a more ridiculous and amusing way.

A: Dude, did you see the news about the robbery? The guy only had a water gun! Not only that, when the police arrived the one on the megaphone spoke very little English...to a guy who was later reported to only know Chinese!

B: Damn...wow, it sounds fun to have watched, that's a real clownsterfuck.

by YackovFx April 14, 2025

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Clausterfuckish

Said by Sadie Jo at the Bodega in Room 6.

The strange mix of claustrophobic and clusterfuck - tension is high, shooting guns, and swinging clubs

“I’m claustrophobic, I’m gonna start swinging.”

“You mean your clausterfuckish”

by allygames7 November 7, 2025

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Closter

A upper-class town in Bergen County, New Jersey where all of the kids pretend to be ghetto/hood but still have their parents saved in the phone as “Mommy” and “Daddy”, then buy 7OH tablets from the convenience store on Oakland Avenue and overdose next to the Burger King, all whilst only being 11 years old.

“Yo that kid’s fuckin retarded…”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”

by Griffle8 March 30, 2026

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