Cloaked ghost

When you try to hide an erection with your sheets but it scares whoever is in your bed anyways

When Jenny unexpectedly walked into my bedroom, she caught a glimpse of my cloaked ghost and ran shrieking down the hall.

When Sally walked into her bedroom, she cried for there was a cloaked ghost nuking her base.

by Colonel Otto von Penguin December 23, 2008

Cloaked Meat

Cloaked Meat is a situational condition that impacts those who consider themselves to be vegan, vegetarian or simply do not eat animal meat products. Cloaked Meat is when an animal meat product is either purposely or accidently placed into a food entree to be served and eaten by a non-meat eater. Cloaked Meat is most often, but not always, discovered in wraps and sandwiches that are marked as meatless or vegetarian found at catered lunch meetings and functions. The meat is considered Cloaked due to the fact that it is not readily visible to the eye and is often buried under lettuce and other customary sandwich fixings. Even more difficult to spot is Cloaked Meat in baked and cooked entrees. Cloaked Meat is usually only discovered once bitten into and most often, when already swallowed. Depending upon aversion to meat products, Cloaked Meat can result in nausea, vomiting, stomach ache and in extreme instances, massive, explosive diarrhea.

Roxy attended the office's get together for Henry's pending retirement. The company provided a lovely catered lunch which included sandwiches and wraps from a local deli. Roxy selected the sandwich marked "vegetarian wrap" since she is averse to eating animal meat products. Halfway through her sandwich and during a mid-chew and swallow, Roxy discovered that there was Cloaked Meat. Within minutes, Roxy was overwhelmed with nausea and had to leave the party. Within the hour, Roxy found herself running to the bathroom to avoid a shart and she subsequently expelled explosive diarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

Nigger Cocked

To be sexually assisted by someone of African-American origin

Officer that man nigger cocked me

by Alicforhigs December 22, 2016

majorly cocked

Getting drunk. Used by fresh-off-boat (F.O.B) Sri Lankans when they first come to America.

Man I got majorly cocked last night!

If putting emphasis...
Man I got maaaaaajorly cocked last night!

by SNthemanfromMDandNY May 17, 2006

cocked out

1. A party, event, or congregation where the number of males is significantly higher than the number of females.
2. Somewhere most girls have already been taken.
3. An event or party where you have had a taste of all girls present.
#3 gets golden extra points that can be added for the status of PIMP.

1. That frat party was cocked out man! It was a fucking sausage fest in there.

2. We showed up too late... all the single girls were cocked out by then.

3. PIMP:Fuck this, man. I've had every single one of girls at this party; for me this is cocked out.
WINGMAN: You're right man, lets move out.

by oneOFemPIMPS April 5, 2009

Cocked In

It is being cornered and/or blocked in by a male (and possibly his male friend) at a bar or club or anywhere and you can't get away from him no matter what you say while trying to be polite and no matter how hard you try to make an exit, he won't let you. He stands in front of you while you're sitting at the bar scoping the room. When you go to the ladies room, he is waiting outside the door. Wherever you go he is there.

I tried to leave the bar the other night but this guy would not leave me alone. He kept talking and talking and wouldn't shut up. I got up to go to the ladies room and he followed me. When I wanted to step outside he walked with me. When I went to leave the bar he wanted to walk me out to my car. Then he wanted to follow me home acting as if he was worried if I could drive. All night, he had me cocked in!

by Cherie Live October 6, 2013

slobber cocked

It refers to being extremely drunk.

"dude last night i couldn't walk i was so slobber cocked

by bogan mccamy December 17, 2009