Clitty litter

Beach sand in your cooch

The only thing she didn't miss when she moved back to Australia was all the clitty litter in her bikini bottoms from rolling around at the beach

by MeatLoafChel January 22, 2024

Clitty leak

Alternate forms: leak (shortened)

Definition (figurative): Too seethe or to become angry

Definition (literal): to ejaculate involuntary or without physical stimulation

Synonyms: mald, dilate

Etymology: from Clitty, a tranny's small penis, said to leak whenever they they get angry or excited

Person 1: *wordswordswords*

Person 2: Grab a towel, you're clitty leaking all over the place

by Aztechicano May 23, 2025

Clitty gee

an absolute fucking legend, the life of the party.

“yo wheres clitty gee?”

“on the damce floor busting a move”

by Camjizzlerizzle August 5, 2025

Clitty Litter

Tiny remnants of toilet tissue lint stuck to a stripper's crotch after a hasty pee with no wet wipe in sight. Typically these low key hitchhikers aren't apparent at first, but become glaringly obvious beneath the black lights. They're now glow in the dark florescent and spread eagle across the center stage.

Who 'dat doin' splits on stage? Dat Discrete? No waaaaay! Sumboddy needa tella she got clitty litter all over ha cooch!

by Suzana L. September 5, 2025

Clitty Clutcher

Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.

I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole

by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025

Hello Clitty

Before you go down on a girl u take her pubic hair and tie it into a hair bow and say "Hello Clitty!"

Before I ate her out I gave her a Hello Clitty.

by Nahcneb June 2, 2010

Litty Clitty

Originating from Litty Titty, this clever spinoff conveys the same meaning on a greater scale. It is an exclamation of excitement, or it is used in place of "extremely awesome".

Tanner: That party was so much fun. Seth's house is the best for throwing parties.

Jackson: Yeah, that was litty clitty.

Tanner: Tonight there is a party at Seth's house!

Jackson: Litty clitty!

by foliagetothemax September 26, 2019