Refers to a certain type of Pearl-Clutching old white woman who's so insufferable/unfuckable, her only hope of receiving any action comes from being able to clutch her own clit.
I had a woman at work ask to speak to the manager today because her coupons were 2 years expired. I told that miserable old Clitty Clutcher to go fuck herself on the high end of a flagpole
by hairystankdonkey October 20, 2025
Get the Clitty Clutchermug. The sexual action between two female partners. Whereas both conduct sexual acts using their vaginas.
by GYGOMD Master April 20, 2021
Get the Rubbing clittysmug. A rough-and-tumble Marine Corps woman. A female, grizzled, warfighter. Her manliness is often attributed to her clit being as large as a man's penis.
Big-clitty Marine Corps GF (noun) - A masculine female Marine Corps woman.
"I saw the sergeant talking with that Marine officer again. I bet he wants to make her his Big-clitty Marine Corps GF."
"I've seen her dude, she's a beast. Definitely could make a great Big-clitty Marine Corps GF.
"I saw the sergeant talking with that Marine officer again. I bet he wants to make her his Big-clitty Marine Corps GF."
"I've seen her dude, she's a beast. Definitely could make a great Big-clitty Marine Corps GF.
by Hahaitscommander October 2, 2018
Get the Big-clitty Marine Corps GFmug. Clitty means most important, the most special, above all, the word is kinda from the clitoris, the most important part of the Vajayjay, the part that people pays most attention too. You can use this word as a joke towards someone, something . It pretty much just means something special, above the rest. It’s like a word that means “she think she all that”
“She be acting sooo clitty when she’s around them.”
“She wanna be clitty so bad”
“You mad clitty for that”
“Awe naw I’m never going there that place too clitty”
“I feel so clitty right now”
“She wanna be clitty so bad”
“You mad clitty for that”
“Awe naw I’m never going there that place too clitty”
“I feel so clitty right now”
by anonymous March 1, 2021
Get the Clittymug. Contracting or catching something(s) NASTY, stemming from gonorrhea, chlamydia, etc. but more generally just something nasty, germy, or something you don't want to get, touch, associate with.
"I don't fuck with that girl, I don't want none of her gonna-clitty-clatty"
*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!
"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
*friend eating cheetos on white couch* "go wash your hands, before you get that gonna-clitty-clatty all over my shit!
"Whew, your breath smell like you've been eating some gonna-clitty-clatty"
by paigey_crazy October 28, 2017
Get the Gonna-clitty-clattymug. A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
by Plantasia August 7, 2012
Get the Clitty Clairemug. Ricky in my clitty is the words the man the myth the legend Ricky Berwick used to call his good friend Michael Rosen. When he sais it the human that is being spoke to grows a clit on their stomach. Out pops Michael Rosen and they all have a threesome. Ricky Berwick then proceeds to lick the Jew killer himself Adolfo hitler. Osama always watches over to make sure the threesome goes to plan
by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 20, 2018
Get the Ricky in my clittymug.