Clementic

Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.

Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."

by schluschl February 28, 2025

Cody Clements

A pretty cool guy

1:Cody Clements stop being racist
2: awww hell naw

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Wagner Lopes Clemente Arruda Dekker

a human, person,, he will be there when you need it most

may or may not have a likening toward feet

me: is that wagner lopes clemente arruda dekker?
me 2: yes, and look! he's listening to stronger than you (sans version)

by verycoolman100 August 2, 2024

Clemente

Tall, strong, nonchalant, handsome and respectful man. That has a big penis. Very attractive person.

All the women love Clemente.

by @Cocaine May 15, 2025

Clement

Clement is an amazing person that is willing to give up the world for the girl he loves.. Those who are loved my him, are extremely lucky. He is the model child and always does his best to fulfill the expectations of others. He will cherish and love the girl he loves with his heart's fullest content. The girl who has him now, will never want to let him go. He can be serious at times, but tho those he loves, he will be the the light that keep everyone smiling. I love clement

Person A : Wow, Clement is such a awesome husband!
Person B : I know right, you can ask his wife, Alyssa

Person A : Wow, Clement is really heads over heels in love with Alyssa

Person B : Yes, Alyssa is so lucky to have him

by His Universe December 2, 2021

clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 4, 2021

Clemente

To have no car or license.

Man imagine being Clemente.

by TheOneandOnlyBiggieCheese June 21, 2022