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cleavally-impaired

a person who is female, but who is also burdened with a flat chest, i.e., small boobies
Only the Cleavally-Impaired insist "size doesn't matter!" When Saline, then Silicone, Breast Implants were approved for use in humans, (c) 2,005, millions of Cleavally-Impaired persons spent more than $10,000 each to purchase Social Leverage so they could improve their lives.
by Full House 21 June 13, 2020
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Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver March 9, 2011
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Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
by Vitalogist August 5, 2020
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steamland cleaver

A sexual act in which the male defecates on the female's chest upon climax, then cuts her head off. See cleveland steamer.
Flomo's so hardcore, he gets a steamland cleaver from ALL the fly bitches.
by Ramboni November 13, 2003
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cleverless

1- Lacking cleverness

2- Very simple, not requiring witty thought

3- Incorrect spelling of cleaverless
1- Taking a huge risk, he cleverlessly introduced himself as 'Tom the Tiny'.

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JILL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SARAH: "How?"
JILL: "Because you're so gay!"
SARAH: "Wow... that was cleverless."
by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
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beaver cleaver

a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
"Her beaver cleaver must be busted, cuz her shit is nappier then ive ever seen it!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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Jew Cleaver

The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.
Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.

Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
by Jeff cutajew March 2, 2009
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