Only the Cleavally-Impaired insist "size doesn't matter!" When Saline, then Silicone, Breast Implants were approved for use in humans, (c) 2,005, millions of Cleavally-Impaired persons spent more than $10,000 each to purchase Social Leverage so they could improve their lives.
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Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
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Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.
The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.
Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
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by Ramboni November 13, 2003
Get the steamland cleaver mug.1- Lacking cleverness
2- Very simple, not requiring witty thought
3- Incorrect spelling of cleaverless
2- Very simple, not requiring witty thought
3- Incorrect spelling of cleaverless
1- Taking a huge risk, he cleverlessly introduced himself as 'Tom the Tiny'.
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JILL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SARAH: "How?"
JILL: "Because you're so gay!"
SARAH: "Wow... that was cleverless."
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JILL: "You know how I know you're gay?"
SARAH: "How?"
JILL: "Because you're so gay!"
SARAH: "Wow... that was cleverless."
by PopFreeMonkey March 2, 2007
Get the cleverless mug.a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
Get the beaver cleaver mug.The sharp instrument used to cut the unsuspecting penis of the young Jewish boy. Also, the Jew Clever is also known as the favorite tool of the German scientists to experiment on the Jews.
Anthony screamed when he saw the Jew cleaver, knowing it had taken a piece of him upon their last meeting.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
Hitler produced many stainless steel Jew Cleavers to experiment on the Jews.
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