Clauded

When someone creates an elaborate public performance to ask you to be "just friends"

I got clauded at assembly when Rhianna descended from the rafters and asked a series of questions until I was the last one standing. She then asked me to prom but said we'd only be going as friends.

by Lincoln's love history tour February 12, 2023

claude monger

A scientist that is loved for his lab work. He is a well known guy who yells out claude monger on a daily basis

Aye mate, quit fooling around or i'll get claude monger on you mate!!!

by CLAUDEMONGERLOVER December 4, 2018

Claude Kane III

The secret identity of Radioactive Man from the Simpsons

Do you know about Radioactive Man's secret identity? His real name is actually Claude Kane III!

by FlyGlitch January 8, 2022

Claude

A total shit-head with two thirds of his tiny dick shoved in his personality.
Will probably manipulate you and leave you cos he toxic as fuck, but then comes back like he's an obsessed bitch.

"My boyfriend left me even though I did nothing wrong!"
"Sheesh, sounds like a Claude to me."

by SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE March 10, 2022

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Claude pricing

A $35 USD prostitute.

How much did you pay for that hooker?

She said she would do Claude pricing.

by Mr. Burns74 March 22, 2021

Claude Bloodgood

The world's best chess player to have lived. Better than Magnus, talent at his level is one in many generations. At the age of 40, he managed to get to 2789 USCF without any formal training.

Damn, that guy Claude Bloodgood got to 2789 USCF in 4 years! What a genius!

by Spoder_sweg_gamer September 30, 2025