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Clarena

Probably the hottest chick you will ever meet. All though she is day dreaming all the time, she is a really passive person you will enjoy being with.
person 1: Dude, that chick drives me crazy!
person 2: Yeah, she's such a Clarena!
person 1: Dude, but she's all stoned
by cvilla April 22, 2011
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Clarifize

The issue was so important but difficult to understand, they decided to hold a meeting to clarifize it.
by DaZmanBob October 8, 2011
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Fake Caring

Pretending to care because it is in your employment training;
Fake caring in order to secure trust;
Presenting a caring attitude to advance a business profile and profits.
You are fake caring just to make me believe you actually care about me.
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clarinet

The clarinet is typically a black instrument with just over a 3 octave range and in the key of B flat. There are other types of clarinet more rarely used including the clarinet in E flat, clarinet in A, alto clarinet, and of course bass clarinet.

The clarinet tends to fall below flute and above alto saxophone in a typical band score order. The sound is created by a vibrating reed which players can purchase of different thicknesses ranging from 1-5. Beginning players usually start with a 1.5-2 thickness while advanced players use 3-4. The thicker the reed is the more difficult it is to play however a 3 will produce a better tone that is much more rich and dark compared to a 2.

A typical beginning clarinetist will tend play with a cheap plastic clarinet. Once they have mastered the fingerings and the correct ombishure they may move on to a more expensive wooden clarinet whose tone is much more vibrant. The most popular brand of wooden clarinets today is the "Buffet" (buff-ey).

In an orchestra it is typical to see an average of 5-8 clarinets with the fewest playing the "top" parts and the most playing the bottom (or lower). When played correctly the clarinet has a beautiful tone on wide range of notes.
Jeff started playing the Bb Clarinet in fourth grade and would like to play the Eb or Bass Clarinet.

Kate plays a Bb Buffet Clarinet, uses Vandoren #3 reeds, and she is second chair.

Colin made an accident in his clarinet.
by Mr Jeff Brown December 14, 2006
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Learned the clarinet at school

Euphimism for "I give great blowjobs" or “I give a fantastic blowjob
Sarah: "Any special skills?"
John: "Learned the clarinet at school."
by justicecupcakes November 4, 2012
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Carina

An amazing friend and a beautiful soul. She is always there for you at the drop of a hat. She loves to party and tequila runs through her mexican veins. She loves deeply gives much. She has the longest legs and the most beautiful eyes.
Carina knows everyone.
Carina is so loving!
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Learned the clarinet at school

Colloquial term for "I give a fantastic blowjob"
"I'm John Watson, and I learned the clarinet at school. *wink*"
by learnedtheclarinetinschool November 3, 2012
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