Tommy Cheek Clapper

A small red headed man who is very hairy and does not where any clothes and when you are least expecting it, will hop out of the bushes, tear off ur clothes, put you in downward dog and then put his hands between ur ass cheeks and clap for 25 seconds and then finish it off by putting his pinky in ur ass while seeing if ur taint is ticklish.

Did you here about james? “No, what happened?!?!” , he was attacked by Tommy Cheek Clapper

by Tommy Cheek Clapper February 6, 2019

fable the lost chapters

Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels

fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant

by phezmiester October 25, 2011

the Clapper

A device used to activate other electronic devices, such as lights by the use of a clap sound. Must be over the age of 60 or simply be unable to be embarrassed (a good test is if you can listen to All Night Long in front of people you don't know). Advertised in the 1980s, but rarely sold.

The Clapper: Bill, fart again. We have to turn off the damn clapper.

by Wigma January 7, 2007

Cunt Clappers

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.

John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"

by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

the clapper

when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.

dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost shit my pants.

by scott reiter April 20, 2004

clapperponce

Poncy Slapper from Clapham, subject may describe their neighbourhood of residence as "Claam"

She is a stupid clapperponce.

by Brum Chick November 14, 2010

chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012