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cement sausage

An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.
While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.
by Karl L August 25, 2006
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cements

Noun referring to a pair of footwear inspired by the GOAT himself. Cement refers to the cement inspired color and appearance of parts of the particular shoe. Can be 3's, 4's , 5's etc.
"Fuck I just spilled Tussionex all over my cements."
"Oh dam pour me up some yellow g"
by ravage md September 7, 2017
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Cement Guy

Cement Guy is someone who posts fake images and tells tons of lies on their web page. You will notice Cement Guy is NEVER in the pics he posts. Also known to use many question marks at the end of non-question sentences, Cement Guy has terrible grammer. Cement Guy tells a lot of lies.
WOW! Did you see the pics of the Harley Rob posted on his page? It's not even the same bike in each pic. What a f__king Cement Guy.
by Rob Edens August 23, 2007
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Cimone

Cimone is a pretty girl(no lies). Ussualy blond with blue eyes.
She may be dumb at moments but her charm makes it fine. Every one loves Cimones.

PS don't mess with Cimones
Wow your so cimone
by Bobbbbby20 August 6, 2011
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cement mixer

an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's;
when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture;
can i have a cement mixer please?
by Michael Hui December 18, 2005
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cement for brains

Someone who is impossible to communicate with. Dense.
by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005
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Let the cement dry

After receiving oral from another gay man, the blow-ee shoots spunk all over the blow-ers hair, then restrains him until the gel sets and hardens.
After Pie-Gallon (nicknme) polished my knob, I convinced him to Let the Cement Dry.
by Cheney Wolfhound April 11, 2009
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