chuck norris 

not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.

wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.

chuck norris by mbomb May 15, 2007

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.

Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Dex` April 15, 2006

stank chuck

The act of sticking your pinky up a women's ass hole . Usually an inherited trait from the father

Chuck slipped his finger in Emma's asshole. After that, he became known as stank chuck

stank chuck by Charlie W. Wade January 23, 2016

Chuck Norris 

No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.

Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?

Chuck Norris: What is it

Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....

(Awkward Pause)

Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(

Chuck Norris by PLopPLopFizzFizz June 3, 2010

chuck norris 

A martial artist who thinks he is the shit but got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee on several occasions. The again, he is still alive so I guess that has to count for something.

'Chuck norris aint got shit on my holmes Bruce Lee, sept for the whole 'life' thing'

chuck norris by Shimer April 21, 2006

Chuckster 

Someone who chucks others. Talking to them usually results in you getting thrown.

I'm a chuckster!

Chuckster by Myax July 15, 2015

Chuck Norris 

When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's mom last week when I gave her a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Carlo Festejo October 10, 2007