Christopher meloni

The sexy blue-eyed detective,Elliot Stabler, from law and order:svu Is a sexy as hell detective in law and order

Katie: omg Christopher meloni is soooo hot
Karen: I know right

by Christophermeloni_ishotashell September 6, 2019

christopher spunk

a big chunky boi with teeth like the sign of infinity, he defines himself as bi but he is truly a beluga. his quiff looks like a ruler that just survived 14 wars with bulgaria. he will wear a bracelet given to him by his daddy uwu. this man watches doc Mcstuffins every tuesday unless it is march. he looks like an emo who really needs his period. he smells like a combination of dead fish and frog piss. his weeny is very smoll

bob: christopher spunk just ate me
jonas: yeh he do that

by father of spunk November 8, 2019

christopher columbuscore

a white person (usually a lesbian) that wants to live a cottagecore lifestyle. They're usually from the United States, which was colonized and stolen from native indigenous people.

lesbian 1: man i really want to be a cottagecore lesbian

lesbian 2: you're white becky, that's not cottagecore, that's christopher columbuscore

by definitelynotstraight December 2, 2020

Christopher

Chris, for short, is such a caring, humble, and dorky in the best possible way. He will never fail to comfort you, make you day, give out compliments, and be the sweetest person you've ever met. Not only is he tall and kind, but he's a great person to look up to. He is absolutely more than perfect and he will always exceed your exoectations. He's one of the best people you'll ever encounter and if you already gave up on humanity, you just need a chris to cheer you up. :D

Person A: "Do you know Christopher?"
Person B: "Of course i know him! He's the best!"

by pastel! <3 April 23, 2023

Christopher Vento

A Christopher Vento is an unhinged child who has an "obsession" with his little sister. Usually living in horrible living conditions and having no friends.

I can't believe that Christopher Vento likes the Dallas Cowboys, they fucking suck!

After that, you grabbed her little hips and thrusted, is that correct Chritopher Vento?

by Actuallythetruth June 25, 2023

christoplher

Some person who tried to type 'Christopher" but can't fucking spell

i hate christoplher

*christopher

by Globalwarmingyay May 16, 2017

christopher columbus

According to what school tells you: A great man who accidentally discovered America when no one else could find it.

Reality: A greedy piece of genocidal shit who wasn't the first person to find America, the Native Americans discovered America before anyone else and after the Native Americans found America, vikings discovered America, and a several explorers found it too. But for some reason, Columbus ends up taking all the credit for something the Native Americans discovered.To add insult to injury, he ends up enslaving a bunch of Native Americans to take to Spain as slaves (this is 100% true) and his Spanish sailors and him killed approximately 8 million Native Americans (also true) Talk about some major bullshit.

Teacher: And that's how Christopher Columbus discovered America when no one else did.
4th grader: *raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Timmy?
4th grader: Didn't the Native Americans discover America first?
Teacher: Nope, it was Columbus!
4th grader: I'm pretty sure it was the Native Americans.
Teacher: I SAID IT WAS COLUMBUS!!!
4th grader: But-
Teacher: THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE "Columbus discovered America, not the Native Americans." 50 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 1, 2010