chonga

Spanish Chickas that generally have exccesive gel in the hair.

I bagged this chonga from da club last nite

by GKamau April 14, 2008

Choongy

A man in possession of a gargantuan package comprising of the testicles, scrotom and the penis. One can usually spot a "Choongy" from quite a fair distance away due to the attractively large and scented bulge in his groinal region.

Charles: "Man, look at that guys' massive Choongy!"

Dominic: "Dang, I'd tap that shizzle"

Charles: "Yeah bro, sometimes I shove tissues down my pants to pretend I have a Choongy"

Dominic: "Dude great idea!

by Post #9449483 October 28, 2008

chingas chongas

A term used to describe big boobs.

Look at those chingas chongas of hers.

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017

chonga

live mostly in miami
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops

-hEiiii $uSie w@ts uPpP ??
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas

by alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2007

Chonga

Jamie Lee Curtis's sexual reproductive organ. It is a combination of both a penis and a vagina. To be more specific it is a penis with no head, hollowed out. Both men and women can do somebody with a chonga.

Random Person: OMG you don't have a vagina!
Jamie Lee Curtis: That's because I have a chonga!

by LORD DONGALOAD February 26, 2013

choonage

When deys a sick song bein played one of ur mates likes that tunes or choonage.

Kev: Oi Check dis arctic monkeys song flurescint adloescint
Kasim : ye man dis song is pure choonage aite!

by batacamantu July 23, 2007

chonga

A female lacking sense in fashion, urban culture, and social skills. Can be of any ethnicity. Mostly found around southern California. Usually found near beach areas and valleys but are known to migrate to the city. Known for being very materialistic, slutty, and clueless. Are into mainstream bars like Fridays, Yardhouse, BJ's, etc. Also enjoy going to clubs in Hollywood and The O.C. They usually run in packs but can occasionally be seen alone going to the tanning salon with their big round sunglasses, an US weekly magazine, a hot pink or sky blue ruffled skirt, and thick spongie sandals.Used from the spanish word chongo (ponytail). Chongos pulled back to tight or chongo abuse usually lead to brain damage and to females becoming chongas.

I went out with this girl the other night but she was a total dissapointment. She would not stop talking about the hollywood scene, her coach bag, and her little fuckin dog. I had to leave her at the bar. She was such a chonga.
Examples of chongas: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson

by JoseJCisneros July 21, 2008